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SEXY GLAM
MAGAZINE - FEBRUARY 2014
Gynecologists Designed a G-Spot Vibrator that Supposedly Gets You to a ‘Third
Level Orgasm’
BY KATE HAKALA
What’s the third level? I believe there is complimentary pizza and an extensive magazine selection.
Sometimes I’m just hoisted up in the stirrups at my annual visit as my lady doctor does the whole pap
smear routine and I think to myself, “I really wish this gynecologist was doing literally anything other
than scraping my cervix with a Q-tip while asking me about my undergraduate education.”
Voilà. Anne Summer, a UK lingerie and sex toy retailer, has put gynecologists to work on a new ex-
pertly designed G-spot stimulator called the Ultimate G. Made from soft silicone, the main shaft of
the vibrator (with multiple pleasure “bumps”) targets the G-spot while the twin outer arms target
the inner clitoris (the big guy under the surface, not the hood). This sounds, um, unorthodox.
Anne Summer’s website assures us, the Ultimate G has been “designed by medical experts to
take you to the third level of orgasm.”
What’s the third level of orgasm? I believe there is complimentary pizza and an extensive
magazine selection. A cursory Google search shows me, accompanied by an illustration of a
mandala, that the third level of orgasm involves much more fulfillment, cuddling, humming,
and camaraderie than other levels. “You may find yourself moving into a dream state, then
become talkative.” If that’s what the third level of orgasm really is, the Ultimate G sounds a
lot like pot brownies. So hand it over.
Sexy Glow in the Dark Lingerie You Will Actu-
ally Want to Wear
BYWESLEY BONNER
Light the way to your lady goods.
The Australian lingerie makers behind Luminoglow are
expanding shipments of their glow in the dark undies to
the U.S. Your first instinct is probably to lump glowing
underwear with other bedroom novelties like fuzzy hand-
cuffs or sex position dice, but hold your judgments. The
lacy lingerie is actually pretty damn sexy.
The company is currently offering four classic styles in-
cluding a triangle bra, g-string, bikini style bottoms with
tie sides, and a babydoll teddy. So if you are looking for
something new and fun to try in the bedroom, or if your
man has a hard time finding your vagina in the dark,
light up those lady bits.