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JANUARY 2014 -
SEXY GLAM
MAGAZINE -
97
nilla scenes and nothing but flaccid performances? Looking for something beyond the usual?
Love Parade (July, Berlin, Germany)
This may be the biggest sex event that’s not really a sex
event. Technically, it’s a techno festival that celebrates the
sense of unity, peace, love and understanding that helped
get the East and West Germans back on the same page
after the fall of the Berlin Wall. Regardless of the purpose
of the celebration, it’s a fine excuse for approximately a
million and a half young Germans and their friends to
engage in all sorts of lewd sexual behavior while the local
law officers basically just stand around and watch.
Sexpo (September, Capetown,
Johannesburg, and Durban,
South Africa)
Sexpo specializes in erotica, with the
organizers claiming that the true goal
of this festival is to broaden your sex-
ual horizons. Take them at their word
or not, but the Sexuality & Lifestyle
Expo has a reputation for being a jaw-
dropper, to the point where this festival
has become popular enough to spawn
a sister event in Sydney, Australia. For
those who prefer more mainstream en-
tertainment, companies from a variety
of G-rated industries now participate,
with exhibits and events covering avia-
tion, physical fitness, wine tasting and
spa pools.
Nudes-a-Poppin’ Pagaent (July, Roselawn, Indiana)
Held in the conservative wilderness of Indiana, this annual festival is sponsored
by the Ponderosa Sun Club, a “family nudist resort” in nearby Roselawn, which
has been ranked as one of the ten kinkiest cities in the country because of the
various activities associated with this festival. Previous hosts have included the
likes of Ron Jeremy, Tim Allen and John Wayne Bobbitt, some of whom are
willing to make an appearance because the actual contest itself is a G-rated aside
from the nudity. Trophy titles include Miss Nude Go Go and Miss Nude Show-
stopper, and speaking of show-stoppers, the group photo of the contestants is said
to be a stunner.